VITAL STATS
Name: Sonny Wilber Doo
Where I'm from:Hong Kong
What I do:I'm an all-singing,all-dancing accountant
How long I've lived in Guangzhou:twentysomething years (and no longer counting)

What is your favorite restaurant and why?
That would be Wilber's. Why? Because I own it.
Describe your ideal Saturday evening out on the town...
Drinking Wasabi Margaritas with my new found interest.
What do you do to relax on Sunday?
Cooking with my son Clement at home.
What would you do if you suddenly woke up American?
Go out and vote for Obama...
What record changed your life?
Hello Dolly!
Where do we go when we die?
Off Off Broadway.
Do you have any phobias?
Hmm, well, I do have a fear of 'cockroaches' and 'rats'...
Tell us a secret that nobody knows...
People think I'm so noble; in truth, I'm a slut.
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
I was once mistaken for a waiter wearing a tuxedo at a luxury hotel. It was crushing.
Tell us about the worst fashion mistake of your life.
Halloween 1983: the last time I wore a dress.
Which art masterpiece would you steal?
Nighthawks by Edward Hopper.
Who is your least favorite person in the universe?
Absolutely anyone who thinks Mr Bean is even remotely funny...
The last time you looked in the mirror you thought…
"It's showtime, folks!"
What is the strangest thing you have ever put in your mouth?
Placenta.
Which celebrity would play you in your life story?
I think Hugh Jackman. Yes, definately.
Tell us about your last visit to the doctor...
Two weeks ago. I'm fighting fit.
OK, tell us a joke...
What's green and red and runs at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
Do ghosts exist?
I don't believe in them myself, but I have seen one...
What is the worst thing that anybody has ever said about you?
"Sonny Doo? He's just a bloody bean counter."
Which one living person do you most admire?
Stephen Sondheim.
What is the best thing you can cook?
Scooby Doo Cheesecake.
When is it all going to end?
It will never end.
Are you experienced?
I would say, in all respects, yes.
Which universally hated film do you secretly love?
Pennies From Heaven.
Which three people, alive or dead, would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
Bette Davis, Joan Crawford and Judy Garland. Can you just imagine?
What is your most successful cure to beat insomnia?
Simple, just read The International Finance And Reporting Standards Pronouncement 2008.
Who is the most famous person you have met and what were they like?
I came face to face with Elizabeth Taylor backstage at a London theatre in 1980. I was totally starstruck.
What record would you like played at your funeral?
I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.
What was the best day of your life?
The day Clement came into my life.
What would you say to Osama Bin Laden if you met him on the street?
"Hey pal, give it a rest."
Be honest - what is the coolest or most expensive thing you own?
OK, I have a costume worn by Barbra Streisand from On A Clear Day You Can See Forever. I keep it in a vault!
Do you have a special talent, and if so what is it?
I have nothing really super-special, but I'm pretty successful when it comes to inspiring people...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the oth... hang on, what's the catch?
When is enough enough?
I'm not saying, but I know when to quit.
What's the worst way you have been dumped?
Oh, well, they left me for someone half my age. . .
What is your favorite Cantopop song?
Zhen Qing Liu Lu by Jacky Cheung.
What's the nicest thing you have ever done for anybody?
Actually, do you know what, I've lost count!
Which Broadway musical do you wish you were in?
Follies, because I'm still here.
What is unique about you?
(thinks for a moment) Basically, I'm gorgeous...
If you could say it in a nutshell, what is your philosophy of life?
Easy. Just follow what the song says: "I am what I am and I am my own special creation."
Thank you, Sonny. Have you lied since we started this interivew?
No, why? Does it show?